"A meltdown you can count on."

From the Villatoro family’s El Milagro farm in Guatemala comes Scheduled Breakdown Coffee, an artisan roasted coffee that shows not all breakdowns are bad. This smooth and balanced coffee has rich chocolate, juicy navel orange, and a subtle sugarcane-like sweetness. Each sip awakens the senses while keeping you grounded.

Scheduled Breakdown Coffee suits moments when you need comfort and clarity. This artisan roasted coffee pairs well with morning routines, afternoon breaks, or relaxed weekends. It delivers a flavorful and satisfying cup from the first sip to the last. Some breakdowns work best on schedule, reminding you that indulgence, comfort, and balance can coexist beautifully in every cup.

If you prefer a milder coffee, Myld Mischief also offers Dial It Back – Decaf, a Colombian coffee from the Huila region that uses a natural sugarcane process to decaffeinate.

Origin: Guatemala — El Milagro (Villatoro Family)
Roast: Medium
Tasting Notes: Chocolate • Navel Orange • Sweet Finish

Structured enough to keep you grounded, smooth enough to make the crash feel intentional. Some breakdowns are best enjoyed on schedule.

Meet the Farm

Scheduled Breakdown is a medium roast coffee from Guatemala’s El Milagro farm, grown by the Villatoro family and roasted to highlight chocolate, navel orange, and a sweet finish. It is a grounded daily cup with enough character to feel intentional. Myld Mischief pairs its artisan roasted coffee with responsible packaging choices, including post-consumer recycled coffee bags, recyclable materials, water-soluble non-toxic labels, and recycled paper shipping components.