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Coffee and Tea

Queer and neurodivergent-owned, thoughtfully sourced, and brewed for people doing their best with delightfully chaotic mornings.

Small-Batch Coffee & Tea Bundles Made Your Way

Mix and match coffee, tea, and merch to build a bundle that fits your taste, your routine, and your particular brand of chaos.

Coffee & Tea Subscriptions for Chaotic Mornings

10%–20% off every order.

Save 10%–20% with flexible recurring deliveries, so your favorite brews show up before your executive function does.

Choose how often
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Free shipping at $60

Brews for all moods

Less waste, more laughs

Equitable from crop to cup

1% of every sale goes to Oceana

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Our Story

We take our coffee seriously.
Ourselves, not so much.

Myld Mischief started because most of us live somewhere in the middle.

A little tired. A little chaotic. Still showing up anyway. Coffee and tea have always been part of that space. Not as a performance. Just something steady you can count on.Thoughtful without being preachy. Playful without being careless.

Our Story →
White mug with black rim on a campfire Coffee roasting process in a commercial roaster Coffee grounds in a filter basket on a wooden surface with coffee beans nearby. Scenic view of mountains with a clear sky and sunset

What Our Customers Say

“Great packaging if you're sending a gift! The coffee is delicious! Had company over and made it for them and they gave a big thumbs up for both the coffee and tea I chose. Will order again.”

Robin Ogden

“Social Detox tea is really great to sip whilst coming down from a long day. It also never turns bitter after brewing longer than suggested unlike other teas.”

Felicia Beppu

“Chaotic Good and Peach Please are my two favorites. I love the witty, tongue-in-cheek humor and the adorable designs. The hoodie is incredibly comfortable, high quality, and fit perfectly. Highly recommend.”

Brian Chiaramonte